This is my 101 post since I started my blog last April. I just realized this, but this is not what I want to write :) (some readers will exclaimed "Heng ah!!"...ya..I know, it's boring sometimes to read on what is happening around me...but that's what a blog is for...a diary of myself...but can be read by all)

Anyway, I have much to write here, so let me begin :)

Lunch is on CJ today, but HH paid for it. It is at Paramount Hotel, the same restaurant Joo and I ate with Alvin bro last year. The food is good and as usual we will have our chatting sessions after meal. Today we have a few good laughs due to CJ's cannot make it mandarin and creativity of Doris and myself.

CJ is having sore throat, trying to get him porridge to eat as he do not eat century egg. So I suggested...

Me : See if they have 鸡丝粥
CJ: I dun take cheese porridge....(whole table laughing damn loud)

Please lah CJ...鸡丝粥 = shredded chicken porridge, not 芝士粥

While having fruits for dessert...

Doris: Wow!! the mango is so sweet..

CJ: I dun know why woman like mango...My wife like them very much!!

Me: No leh..I also like what...

Doris: No lah, CJ, Mango is actually more for man

CJ: Why??!!!

Doris: Bcos it is MAN GO....man go for it...

Me: No lah...then why MANGO boutique for woman only???

Doris: Oh!!!! Bcos it is MAN GO away...woman come...

HH: Oh...like that Mango Pudding is for???

We stopped the conversation and switch to other topics and finally Doris admitted...I actually got something for the Mango Pudding, but no lah...dun want to say....Well, as usual...we all insist that Doris should say...So...

Doris: Man Go Put IT in....

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I do not see this joke coming..but our cute friend is just very funny...

We were talking about one new colleague whom had 3 children, 6, 12 and 13 years old...CJ mentioned the age in the reverse way...which is....13 years after marriage...give birth to first child....12 years after the first....give birth to second one....6 years after the second, give birth to the third one...

Let's do a simple calculation, how old will a couple be to be having 3 children?? Another thing is..I think someone mentioned...or maybe my imagination....Can a couple practice birth control for so many years??

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On the way back, one ex colleague hitched a ride from CJ as she is having a meeting near Orchard. After putting the umbrella at the booth, we started the journey.

From Parkway to Orchard, it is quite a distance, somemore it is raining, so the journey is longer than usual.

There are 4 person sitting at the back (that's y just now need to put the umbrella in the booth). I being the bigger size one, have the priviledge to sit infront...Ex colleague sat at the centre for the record.

When we reached the forum, ex colleague is going to alight, HH is on the left, so he leave the car so ex colleague can move out. But doris and yvonne move out from the right door too...leaving the back seat empty...

My ex colleague so happily exclaimed"WOW!! so touched!! so many ppl coming out just to help me with my umbrella from the booth!!!!"

I was at the front seat alone, mouth half opened....speechless....only now that I realized that CJ also alighted...well...with the intention to help to get her umbrella....but the rest...erm....u should know what I mean..NO??? Ok, I make it plain...THE REST WANT TO STRETCH THEIR LEGS LAH!!!