How would one react when being asked this question numerous time??

Q: Do you love me?

After few mins....Do you love me???....After another few mins...Do you love me????....this goes on for endless time...I know many people would have these reactions...

Reaction 1: Cursing and swearing..

Reaction 2: Feel like strangling your partner...

Reaction 3: Totally ignore as if you are deaf

What do you think is the best answer for this question? Which will sound sweet and make your partner feels good??

I heard this before..."OK...from now till we are apart...I will love you with all my heart..unless otherwise stated..."

I know my lunch's kakis will have the following statements:

Joo : Weee!!!!!!!!!! Very sweet...can....

CJ: KNS...freaking gay leh...siao...(after he gave that kind of dumbass look)