I had a very interesting conversation with best friend, Patrick last night, it is so long since I had such a laugh..All these started because I was having sinus and Patrick said it might be due to my dogs...

Patrick: Who asked you to have 3 dogs..

Me:They are all not mine..My favourite pet is only Benji...

Patrick: Ok, then how milo and pepper come about?

Me:Oh...Milo was in my care when my friend went overseas for 2 years, but they bought another "Milo" when overseas, so this Milo is "put in my care permanently"

Patrick: then Pepper leh?...

Me: My youngest brother lah..bought pepper and then after having his new house, brought him over...but pepper cannot stand being alone in the house, so create problems for my brother lor...when my brother came home, always got to pick shit...he super angry...then one day while my brother was sleeping..pepper gave my brother a real surprise on his new SAMSUNG phone...(teeth marks)...so u see...poor pepper was bashed and my mum asked my brother to bring him back...so I got 3 dogs lor...

Patrick: Wow!! you really "爱心泛滥"

Me: Ya lor..what to do...Oh!! I tell you something about my childhood...really funny leh...
My dad brought gold fish when I was young, intending to buy a tank for them and beautify the house, but before he can do it, the fishes are gone...

Patrick: Why?

Me: Bcos I "爱心泛滥" lor...I saw my father fed them with bread..then when my parents went sleep, I looked at the gold fishes in the pail keep coming to the surface and I think they are hungry..so I fed them with bread that my dad gave them...but they are still hungry...so I went to take rice for them to eat....well, I think they should be full after a while...(erm..I think 15mins of continuous feeding)
I went to sleep...then I was awaken by commotion that the fishes actually "升天"

Patrick: Oh!! You are so "clever"...and really got "爱心" (so suan) But you are not the best lor....You know XXXX(keeping a secret to the name to protect the kind soul).
XXXX's dad brought him a fish...and he actually put the fish on his hand and showered the fish with soap and you should know the outcome... the fish also 升天 after that...

Me: Wow!! got ppl more powerful than me ar...then u got anything to share or not???

Patrick: NO!! I have been a very clever boy since young...no silly things like that...(KNS..kanna suan...I thought I am crowned the "SUANING KING")