After posting my "goldfish" story, it really works wonder and bring laughter to people whom read my blog (I can consider to compile jokes to post so as to live to the name of my blog name "Happiness".

Ok, the following 2 stories I heard are from the same person... I will try to be as precise and accurate as possible...

Story 1
**Ice cream**

Once upon a time (not too long ago...around 14 years ago I calculated...Owner of this story, if I am wrong, you can tag and make comments hor..*clever move hor?? to lure her out..haha)

there was a little gal, despite her daddy reminded her not to buy ice cream due to her cough, but she just cannot resist the temptation when walked pass the stall in school...

Before she can enjoy her ice-cream, the school bell rings...she decided to put the ice cream in her bag to eat later...
(interesting boh??!!!)....

Hello!!! Ya!! You!! YES YOU!!! Dun just stare at the screen with your mouth opened!!! Can laugh or not????
-_-"

Ok, maybe I am not a good story teller..but I will try harder on this second one...

Story 2
** Instant noodle**

Time flies...this sweet, naive little gal grown into a pretty woman...

One day, she is feeling hungry and went to the kitchen to cook for the first time...
She opened up a packet of instant noodle, and leave it in the cooking pan to be cooked while she walked away to do something...

After sometime, burnt smell came out from the kitchen and her hubby ran to the kitchen and came out with a burnt pan with the instant noodle inside...and asked "Baby, how come you did not put water in the pan to cook noodle??" (Erm...I think that is the exact word he used)

Ah gal replied "Oh!! Need to put water meh???? But the packaging instruction printed "dry" mah, so I did not put water..."

-_-" -_-" -_-"

**Round applauses PLEASE**